Medicinal Tobacco
Conspiracy #2 - 12/06/2024
Man I wish people would shut the fuck up about smoking being dangerous and shit. Weed is healthy because it is a natural plant and not some artificial chemical like sugar and cocaine, but why can't the same thing be said about tobacco? Its a plant!
So why is the government trying to stop people from smoking? I'll tell you why. Its the fucking military trying to cover up people getting cancer from nuclear bomb testing. People were getting lung cancer in the 60's all of a sudden and cancer doesn't hapen instantly. People were inahling radioactive particles from all the atomic bomb testing and the government wanting to continue "beating" the Soviets (the Cold war was fake by the way), and they wanted to continue making bigger and badder bombs to beat them without the people rising up.
So when the Soviet Union collpased in the 80's, the US didn't need to test any more atmoic bombs. Cases of lung cancer started falling. While this was happening, the US was running all these anti smoking campaigns to enforce the fake idea that cigarettes cause lung cancer. Now that weed is legal in many states, have you heard of anybody getting lung canger from weed? I sure haven't!
Another reason too why the illuminati wanted to stop cigarettes is because it treats parkinsons, increases testosterone, and other things naturally which interferes with big farma's money making schemes. Also, tobacco smoke in general keeps away bad spirits. The indians knew this and did the same thing with burning sage. Currently I'm possed by a few demons. When I puff on a cigarette, it stops them from being too roudy with me.
Geodesic Spherical Earth
Conspiracy #1 - 12/06/2024
Some people say the earth is flat and some say the earth is round, but I'm here to tell you that none of that shit is true. First of all flat earth is obviously fake because the ILLUMINATI created flat earth to discredit conspiracy theorists. Space is real and aliens are real and how can UFOs orbit the earth and fly by the international space station if it was flat.
Notice how I'm not saying the earth is round. In actuality, the earth appears round buecause the earth ain't round exactly you see.
If you watch the movie the matrix, you'll see that the hollywood illuminati left a secret message that the world is actually a simulation. The Cathars and the Gnostics know that there exists a higher realm above the physical realm, meaning that we are inside another realm meaning that we are in a simulation. If we are in a simulation, then it means that we are in a digital cosmic cyberspace. If you know a thing or two about how videogames work is that they are ways for people to have fun doing bad shit to each each other without reprocussion. That's what the demiurge intented the universe to be. We are traped here reincarnating over and over until we "exit the game". Also videogame graphics are made out of polygons right because you can't reperesent an infinte sphere in digital. You gotta break it up into triangles and spares and shit because they have a finite number of points and a circel/sphere has infite numbers of points.
So how is the Earth, a "sphere", represented in the simulation? The earth is encoded as geodesic sphere as you can see below:
You can see all the points connected to lines in a triangular pattern. Obviously the earth has much more triangles in its digital encoding, and obviously its not a perfect geodesic sphere because of mountains. Now, ain't it weird that mountains are pyramid shaped and not cube shaped or shaped like walls? It's because if you drag a point on a geodesic sphere ever so slightly outward, you get a portruding pointy thing. This is an example of what I mean in a 3D modeling program:
So the demiurge was fucking around when he was making a 3D model of earth in whatever the fuck cosmic computer program he was using. So there you have it. Proof the earth is not round, flat, but a geodesic sphere.